basedgosh:

a surrealist meat shop called The Salvador Deli

I feel like the two of us should travel more. You know, while you’re still unmarried and I’m still not dead.
My mom, pitching me vacation plans (via cockenblog)
cockenblog:

This is the best day of my life and the best email I have ever received.

cockenblog:

This is the best day of my life and the best email I have ever received.

Leaving a breastmilk pump on your desk: professional, or SUPER professional?

Leaving a breastmilk pump on your desk: professional, or SUPER professional?