My roommate stuck a toothbrush up his butt
because he legitimately thought he could fix his constipation if he could just unclog…himself. He thought his body worked like a clogged toilet.
The toothbrush got pulled up into his body and neither he, his girlfriend or the surgeon who came to our house tonight was able to get it out. But they DID manage to rupture his colon, so he’s going to the ER for free surgery at 8:30 AM.
Also the toothbrush started vibrating at some point while it was in his stomach. I touched his stomach and felt it.
That is all. Enjoy your evening.
Ugh. What? Ugh.
So, turns out I’m going to Bonnaroo in a few days.
I had no plans to, but this is the last time I’ll live 90 minutes from the festival so I may as well take advantage of that while I can. I bought a wristband tonight and I’ll leave Friday after work to do drugs see some awesome bands and do drugs camp with friends and do drugs.
In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin. It is an amazing feeling. Such instant joy.
i just agreed to go see prometheus thursday night with some people from work and as soon as one girl was like so and so will buy your ticket tomorrow and you can just pay him back blah blah blah!!! i was like
wait
i hate doing things!!!!!!
I like this, but I also really like leaving parties early and unannounced. Like, when everyone’s distracted with something, I just quietly slip out to my car and leave. I’ve been known to do this at parties in my own house.
how to walk like a queen [x]
I’m officially spamming you with pictures from Savannah
Deal with it.
